RANDOM, i guess.. (BLACK FRIDAY!!)

So, i'm on thanksgiving break.. which is really sad because it's saturday already. Means i have to go tomorrow, back to the normal school life that i always hated before. Ugh, i know it sucks sooo bad. Which is ironic because i hate it and at the same time, i have to do it anyways until i finish med-school, i suppose. Not only that, all the dramas, dramas, dramas.. Oh how i hate it so bad. Drama queens, go away!!!! But i admit, sometimes i am one.. lol.. You know when you are involved in some kind of drama, you want to blame everyone or anyone, wether they are innocent or not and you don't even care. Logically, you do that, i think because i do it all the time. haha, how pathetic. Anyways, enough of that. Thanksgiving would be so much better without homework and actually SOMETHING TO DO. Besides the fact that my brain has been twirling unknowingly due to homeworks that i didn't even do this past 4 days, i really have nothing to do and so, i decided to watch bunch of tv shows and movies and literally did nothing besides eating, walking, restrooming (?), breathing, moving my fingers across this white rectangle that can move the mouse inside my white laptop's monitor, going to aldo's shoes website and put everything i want in the shopping bag which total was over $10,000 and just abandoned it by clicking the red discoid thing on the top left corner of my laptop's monitor... Oh gosh, that was looong.. Goodness, i almost forgot what i did yesterday. Guess what? BLACK FRIDAY YO!!! Who doesn't know black friday. Psshhh, NO ONE!!

Okay, so Thursday at literally 9:59pm (1m before it opens),  i rushed to walmart in order to buy a vacuum cleaner which price didn't drop that significant and guess what? CROWDED. (kayak di PRJ aja gitu..) After that, we planned to go to target that opens at midnight. And so, we got there 30m early. I was like, "Oh, we still got lots of time. *hahahahaha* Oh crap. There's a line??!!" And so my sister said, "It doesn't seem really long. Wanna stand in the line? Just for fun, you know?" I was like, "YEAHH!" And, you of all people could certainly guess what happens next, right? We kept walking, walking, and walking down the line, trying to reach the end of it. And it turned out that the line formed a rectangle,  in front of the rectangular building onto the back of it and so on. I was like, oh shit. One more thing that made it even worst, it was cold and i was wearing a thin coat, a thin legging, and of course, a flat shoes. Great, my life was just wonderful. But it actually kind of worth it because i got a cute, lovable pink speaker!! HAHA, and a pair of cute boots! But target was not the climax of my story here, mate. It was jc penney! I got 3 leather jacket/cardigan/jock sweater and 2 pair of shoes (the shoes played the main role here because each of them costs FREAKIN $10!!) "Last night was the best night of my existence.", as Edward Cullen said in his recent movie, "Breaking Dawn".


After that, nothing really special happened besides the burnt cookie i was trying to bake. It was ok..  It gets worst though because i kept thinking of the 1 page paper, which suppose to be ok IF IT'S NOT ABOUT POETRY, and the nonsense poem that i have to write. And It's sad because i can't even do it because i left that stupid paper in my cold dorm room..Ugh, how i hate poetry unit..
Anyways, i hope you all can have a great time until hell (school) comes.

Sincerely,
Your friend.

(P.S.: i didn't even eat anything special on thanksgiving because me nor my sister can actually cook real food like moms can cook.. i know, it's sad. But who cares anyway!)

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Food P:

gue ngepost karna lagi laper... huhuhu :'( tapi bisa makannya cuma indomie.. huhuhuuuuu :'(
inilah kumpulan foto2 makanan di hape gue..

LAPER..

nyokap gue kirimin fotonya dari bbm :'(

gue ama kakak gua masak hihihi

orange chicken yang enakkkkkkk buanget

nyokap gue ngirim

permennya harus ditaro di ziplock karna stupid america don't accept barang2 yang masih ada barcode -____-"

TAPI BUNTUTNYA GUA MALAH MAKAN MIE :'(

not really...

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POLISI GORONTALO II

sooooo, si PAK POLISI GORONTALO BRIPTU, tambah terkenal!! zzz aneh aneh..
dia udah masuk derings, bahkan sampe acaranya TUKUL. 
yahhhh, berarti baguslah yah dari brimop jadi ke artis -______-

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Pretty Dumb Blonde

what i'm about to talk is so dumb. sooo, DON'T DIE. 
gue dapet video dari kakak gue lagi.. zzzz. kali ini tentang blonde yang complain soal ASIAN PEOPLE. ngomel soal mreka ngomong di library gitu. sebenernya, dia tuh ngomongin orang chinese tapi malah semua orang asia disalahin. ga banget tauga sih! CAN YOU THINK BEFORE YOU TALK??!!

like seriously??!! 

begoknya lagi, dia sangkut-pautin lagilah sama tsunami di jepang. grrrrrrrrrrr!!! sumpah nih cewe STUPIIIIIIDDDDDD BANGET!!! 

NO OFFENSE. BUT CAN YOU AT LEAST RESEARCH WHAT ARE YOU ABOUT TO TALK BECAUSE IT'S QUITE EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU MAKE MISTAKES IN FRONT OF MILLIONS OF PEOPLE.

hah, udah slese gue marahnya.. the fun part is.. sejelasnya, banyak orang yang bikin parody. hihi trus gua ngakaaaaakkkk !!! so, just watch it, LMFAO!!

"I mean, I cook my own asian food, and it's called; RAMEN NOODLES"

 "You can break car engine apart, and asian people can turn it into an airplane. That's how awesome asian people are"

"Cousins, you know how your parents thought you to be speaking in your native language. Ooooh, cingcong linglong tingtong.. Ooooooh"

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POLISI GORONTALO

sooooo, pas lagi telfonan sama kakak gue, dia bilang "eh yak! search deh 'POLISI GORONTALO MENGGILA' ".. yaudah, gua liat lah videonya, daaaannnnn, NGAKAK!! well, muka pak polisinya lumayan.. hahahahahah... well see it for yourself :D
dudee! and video ini tuh udah over 1 juta viewers! hah tambah NGAKAK!!






tambah parahnya, yang namanya INDONESIA itu tuh kurang kerjaaaaaaaaan banget! si pak polisi dari gorontalo ini pake dimasukin ke berita segala.. zzz
in my view, dimasukin berita cuma kurker (kurang kerjaan) tapi, seriousslyyy??!!! gaada berita yang kurang lebay apa??!!

buttttt, setelah dicari2 lagi, pak polisinya pinter nyanyi beneran.. hahahahhaa. dan mukanya ga kayak digosok aspal a.k.a lumayan cakep.. hihihihihi.. tapi beneran loh, SERIUS.




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Justin Bieber - Never Say Never

soooo, gue nonton Karate Kid 2 bulan lalu apa. dan, JUSTIN BIEBER'S NEVER SAY NEVER nyantol lah di kepala gue.. i mean, seriously??!! nah. karna gue sama temen gue tasha; yang ya allah gilanya minta ampun, bikin lah video ga jelas...

jadi peringatan aja, kalo lo punya phobia sama orang2 weird, JANGAN DITONTON!!


you know we're being SARCASTIC!!! 

"JUSTIN BIEBER IS SO YUMMY"

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UP AND DOWN

my down...


1. someone stole my freakin laundy money that worth 18 dollars ! arrrggghh  jadi gini, gua lagi nyari handy math book gue di laci gue yang penuhnya, ya tuhan minta tolong. 

laci gue

terus gue liat di ziplock coin gue "yaampun kok ini koinnya jadi begini?" pas gua itung, eh, taunya tinggal $3!!!! langsunglah pikiran gue lari ke roomate gue-->btw, gua benci buangeet sama dia. orangnya ga sopaaaan banget. jorok pulakk, rambutnya pernah sekali sampe nyasar ke mie gue, and that's a different story. anywaysss, gua telponlah nyokap dan seperti biasa, ceramah gitu. gua pikir "ya allah ni orang begok bener gatau caranya nyolong, langsung aja dia 

sikat 90% uang gue!" 

2. gua harus kerja di cafeteria selama 2 jam karna temen gua lagi tour choir. yah ngepel2, nyapu, vacuum gitu. zzzzz CAPEK TAUGA!


my up...


1. quiz biology yang gue belajarnya pasrah, gue dapet -1!!! hah senangnya....

2. soal kecolongan gue, gue laporlah ke dean dorm. andddd, DIA GANTI!!! gara2 tuh, ceritanya kan roomate gue kuncinya ilang, terus si dean itu belom ngasih kuncinya ke dia, which means kamar gue ga dikunci 24/7. jadi dia merasa bersalah gitu deh, hihihi. alhamdulilah gua bisa cuci baju..

3. ga hanya uang, di dean dateng ke kamar gue bawa package gua juga! arrrghhh!!! gua dapet flat iron baru!! yang ga bakal gosongin rambut gue... mereknya KQC dan itu yang paling top top top lah. hehehe. dapet bonus pulak heat protector, mini flat iron, sama pocket gitu. hehehe

flat iron gue dan barang2 gratis lainnya

anywayysss, intinya hari ini gua lebih banyak dapet untung lah daripada rugi, which is AWESOME!!!

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Rebecca Black - Friday

soo, minggu kemaren gue liat videonya nigahiga (kalo lo lo yang gatau itu siapa; he's so AWESOME) yang comment lagunya Rebecca Black. gue pikir : heeeh ni anak cewe siapa yahh. gue search lah lagunya di youtube daaaaan,  NGAKAK !!!!

bukannya gue jelek2in ato apa, tapi, i mean, seriously??!!! even highschoolers think it's dumb! 
terus yah suaranya annoying banget menurut gue....
terus2 yang lucunya itu, di videonya si nigahiga dia bilang "she is so right, by my mathematics, if today were friday, yesterdaywould be thursday, and tomorrow will be saturday. and afterwards, let's just say that you won't need an umbrella because its SUNDAY!"




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anyway, this is nigahiga's video

then, this wonderful (jk) video of Rebecca Black zzzz

SPEECH !

soo, gue hari ini ada speech gitu deh di English II tentang persuasive essay, dan theme gue tuh designer baby. Designer babies, a term used by journalist, is an advanced reproductice technology that allowszzzzzzzzzzz HOLD IT mari kita kembali ke ceritanya ckckck. nah jadilah gue nervous2 gajelas gitu. gue pikir gue bakal dipilih giliran pertama, eh taunya malah terakhir zzzz.

nah, gua liat gitu temen gua yg namanya ania, gemeter, i mean GEMETER shake shake gitu deh, halah kayak pop ice di shake (?) anyway, gue jadi freaked out gitulah ngeliatnya, ngira gua bakal lebih parah dari itu. teruuuus, akhirnya giliran gue. jeng jeng jeng... apakah yang akan terjadi? hihihi terus karna gue gugup, alhasil gua ngomongnya kayak lebah, cepet2 pengen mengakhiri. dannnn, slesai deh speech gue. fiuuhhhhh. 


inilah bagian yang bikin gua loncat2 pas di toilet. jadi, pas mau jalan ke lunch, gue sama temen gue namanya dikchhya (emang aneh namanya, kayak ada word d**k). dialah bilang, "eh itu tadi si ania gemeternya luar biasa yak". gue jawab "iyaiya gila buanget tuh gua jantungan!" dia jawab lagi "iya, dia tuh dikasih 'poor' di evaluasinya sama guru. tapi, lo dikasih 'very good' gila gue syok aja ngedenger speech lo".

dann, mulai dari situlah gue loncat-loncat kayak orang begok.




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1st Post

This is my first post! On this blog. Actually i have 2 blogs already. But, my sister happen to know them and she's like always tease me with it! So, i decided to make a new one (excited).

well, my name is Claudia Astried Mahler, i'm 15. i'm indonesian, but my grandfather happen to be from netherlands (?) yeah so, i live in the state now with my sister; the one that i talked earlier, the one that always tease me. my other sister is in indo. i go to campion academy; an o.k. school which i don't really like because of their pointless activities that i don't really need, and it's my sophomore year. and, yeah.

so, it's march. the end of march. so excited! summer is finally near! this year's summer, i'm going to indonesia! woot woot!  i really miss my old friends there. hey! i wanna describe my friends, cause they're awesome! 


Rania : she's crazy, that's all i know. psyched! jk. she's probably the person i talked the most. 
Sola : she's kinda shy. but, she's really not!
Kezia : before i write this, i think a little while. i don't know how to describe this person. well, the point is, i like to play piano with her!
Veli : always pinch my cheeks! i did the same too, so it's even!
Dyah : she's the total Kpop maniac!
Raissa : she looks like a dude, but she's so girly.
Raymond : he's the big guy!
Imam : the one that i talked to hihi!


and so many more to go but i have to sleep because my bedtime is 10pm which is so dumb. 
sooo, that's for my first blog! and, GO TO SLEEP, DUDES !




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